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Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

Yahoooooo……!!!!

 

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

 

(’;')

 

Pen

Pencil

Scale

Eraser

Uniform

ID Card

 

Sub tayyar hay,

 

Ab bus….

 

Parhna baqi hay [:p]

 

 

TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

Hum jeete EK bar hai,

Marte EK bar hai,

Pyar EK bar hota hai,

Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..

TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

 

 

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,

Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

 

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,

to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi[:-)]

 

 

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein

Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai

Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein

Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

 

 

Exams ka saya hai,

Exams ka saya hai,

exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?

duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,

par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

 

 

To accomplish great things

To accomplish great things,

We must not only act,

But also dream,

Not only plan but also believe,

Best wishes for your exam.

 

 

Exams are like Girl friends

Exams are like Girl friends

- Too many questions

- Difficult to understand

- More explanation is needed

- Result is always fail!

 

 

A student grabbed a coin

A student grabbed a coin,

 

Flipped it in the air & said,

“Head, I go to sleep.”

 

Tail, I watch a movie.

 

If it stands on the edge I’ll study[:p]

 

 

SAY NO TO EXAMS

It takes 15 trees to

produce the amount

of paper that we

use to write one exam.

 

join us in promoting the noble

cause of saving trees.

SAY NO TO EXAMS.

 

 

EXam’s song by Munna bhai

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

 

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,

Student sarey jage.

Dekho pakdo yaron,

Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.

Ek pariksha khatam,to duji

shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

 

 

Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…

Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

 

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…

Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

 

 

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

 

1 Too Many Questions.

2 Difficult to Understand.

3 More Explanation is Needed.

4 Result is always FAIL!

 

 

Rain of summer, snow of winter

Rain of summer, snow of winter,

grace of autumn, glory of spring,

May beauty of every season

give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.

May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.

Good luck & all the best

 

 

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

 

 

Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye

Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye

 

Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne

Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

 

 

A genius is a person…

A GENIUS

Is A Person

Who Can Do For

$1 What Any Fool Can

Do For $100?

 

-As Such V Complete

Syllabus In 1 Day,

That Lecturers

Try In 1 Semester !!

 

 

Movie titles related to eng students:

Movie titles related to eng students:

exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,

question papers - na tum jano na hum,

copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,

maths1 - mission impossible,

environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,

distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more

fail - phir milenge

 

 

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,

Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,

Pass hote toh thik hai,

Varna insurance claim karva lete…

 

 

What’s d height of hope??

Wats d height of hope??

It is: sittin in d exam hall,

holdin d question paper in hand

n tellin ur self

“dude,dnt worry.

Exams wil get postponed!”

 

 

eXams are there, at the paper u stare

eXams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

 

 

3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam

1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha

main paper khali chor aya hon.

 

2nd: Main bhi!

 

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe

gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

 

 

Good news for Karachi University students

Congratulations!

Good news for Karachi University students

Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june

To confirm goto site

www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

 

 

Itne kum marks..??

Baap:

Itne kum marks..??

2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

 

Beta: Han papa!

mein nay to us kameenay mastar

ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

 

 

Har sawal say dut ker larna

Har sawal say dut ker larna,

Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,

Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,

aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,

aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.

 

 

Stop only when we enter the examination hall

Human brain is the most

outstanding object in world.

It functions 24 hours a day,

365 days a year.

It functions right from the time we are born,

and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

 

 

To be good professional

To be a “Good professional”,

always start to study late for “Exams”.

Because it teaches how to manage “Time”

and tackle “Emergencies”!!

 

 

My nights are going sleepless

My nights are going sleepless,

my days are going useless.

So I asked GOD,

“is this love?”

GOD replied,

“no dear, result is near”

 

 

Kehdo un parhne walon se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,

Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,

Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,