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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,

Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

 

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,

KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

 

 

Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se

Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,

 

Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,

 

Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,

 

Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,

 

Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,

 

Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,

 

Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,

 

Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,

 

Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,

 

Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se(:p)(:d)[:-)]

 

 

Love is an illusion!

Love is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted people..

.

.

People with strong hearts

believe in FLIRTING :p

 

 

I want u … To be with me In a

I want u …

To be with me In a nice Restaurent

To have candle light dinner…. &

to say those sweet three words to U….

“Pay The Bill”

 

 

Monkeys fashion show

Hey Dear Kaha ho

Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo

Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana

Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna

Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir

Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

 

 

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute

AM I CUTE? TEST

call, if i m cute

miss call, if i m gorgeous

Text back if i m pretty

Text a joke if i m charming

Just ignore if u r jealous

 

 

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

 

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

 

 

Girls look beautiful because….

Why do girls look beautiful?

is it real or due to make up?

 

all false

 

Girls look beautiful because

 

 

Boy: BUS aur LARKI

Boy: BUS aur LARKI

aik jaisi hoti hain,

1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

 

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY

ek jaisay hotay hain,

1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….

 

 

A smile to put you on high

A smile to put you on high…

A kiss to set your soul alright…

Would it be alright if

I spent tonight being loved by you?

 

 

I heard that good looks can kill

I heard that good looks can kill…

.

.

So, please don’t look at me

.

.

I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

 


if sumone calls u crazy

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,

if sumone calls u duffer,relax,

if sumone calls u stupid be cool,

but if sumone calls u “cute”

.

.

.

.

lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,

mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

 

 

All flowers are sweet but

Rose

Lotus

Tulip

Orchid

Sunflower

Jasmin

Lilly

All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,

Kyun K

Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

 

 

Love bears all things, Love believes all things

Love bears all things,

Love believes all things,

Love hopes all things,

and most precious of all,

Love endures all things.

Come we love and make things happy.

 

 

Girls of 1995 & 2009

GIRLZ OF 1995*

“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”

 

GIRLZ OF 2009*

AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

 

 

what is the height of flirting?

What is the height of Flirting?

When your love letter starts with

“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

 

 

Teri girl friend gaye bazar

twinkle Twinkle little star,

teri girl friend gaye bazar,

 

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,

ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

 

 

Woh raishmi balon wali

Woh raishmi balon wali,

Bhoori ankhon wali,

Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,

matakti hoi andhairay main,

tumharay paas ayegi

aur dheeray sai bolegi

.

.

“Maiyooon”…

 

 

Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,

Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,

 

Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,

College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.

 

 

Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay

Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi,

Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,

 

Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,

Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..

 

 

There are only 2 options left

My heart problem has

reached a critical stage.

That doctor says:

There r only 2 options left…

ICU

Or

U C Me.

 

 

Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,

Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,

Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,

 

Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal banana,

Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai.

A - U’r Attractive

B - U’r D Best

C - U’r Cute

D - U’r Dear 2 me

E - U’r Excellent

F - U’r Funny

G - U’r Gud Looking

H - He He He

I - I’m

J - Just

K - Kidding

 

 

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say

Dosti karo college wali se,

pyar karo office wali se,

programe karo pados wali se,

ankh ladao sali se,

love karo dilwali se,

aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

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