Kiss SMS...

1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend

when he came back at home

mom asked

kahaan gaey they ?

boy:us se milney

mom: kis liye?

boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

 

 

Kis is like LAYS, no one can eat just one

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,

not like nike just do it,

not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,

but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one

 

 

I Want A KISS, please KISS me

I Want A KISS

Plz KISS Me

Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai

Foran Karo

Jaldi Karo Na

K

I

S

S

U Know KISS

Means

K-Koi

I-Intresting

S-SMS

S-Send Karo

So

KISS Me!!

 

 

Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya

Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya

Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya

Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

 

 

Kiss is the key of love.

Kiss is the key of love.

Love is the key of marriage.

Marriage is the box of children.

Children are problem of pakistan.

So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.

 

 

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People

Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.

Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More

But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

 

 

What kisses mean?

what kisses mean!

KISS ON HAND=i adore u,

KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,

KISS ON NECK=i want u,

KISS ON LIPS=i love u,

KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!

 

 

A page is yellow

A page is yellow in which you will find a fellow who will kiss you under the pillow.

 

 

A kiss is something

A kiss is something

you cannot give without taking

and cannot take without giving.

 

 

Kiss in Physics & Computer

Kiss Definition in Physics:-

“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”

 

Kiss Definition in Computer:-

“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”

 

 

Defining kiss in Geometry & Economics

What is the kiss in view…….

Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips”

Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND

is always higher than SUPPLY”

 

 

Lips pe infection

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.

Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?

Lady: Saal main 1 baar!

Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.

 

 

Never KISS a lady police

Never KISS a lady police,

She will say, hands up.

 

Never KISS a lady doctor,

She will say, Next please

 

Always KISS a lady teacher,

She will say, repeat it 5 time

 


A kiss…

A KISS …

 

Can Be A Comma (,)

A Question Mark (?)

Or

An Exclamation Point (!) …

 

That’s Basic Spelling

That Every Woman

Ought To Know

 

 

Love is blind

Love is blind

Be very kind

When I kiss you

Please don’t mind

 

 

Kiss me and you will see stars

Kiss me and you will see stars ….

Love me and I will give them to you.

 

 

Whats life ? Life is love.

Whats life ?

Life is love.

 

Whats love ?

Love is kissing.

 

Whats kissing ?

Come here and I show you.

 

 

if kisses were rain id send u showers,

if kisses were rain id send u showers,

if fun was time id send u hrs,

if u needed a friend id send u me!

*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

 

 

A blessed KISS is on HEAD

People say

A blessed KISS is on HEAD

 

A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS

 

A passionate KISS is on LIPS

 

A romantic KISS is on NECK

 

But seriously

 

HOTTEST KISS is on

 

Iron

 

Try it:p

 

 

A kis is not a kiss unless

A peach is a peach.

A plum is a plum.

A kiss is not a kiss

unless its with tongues…

 

 

Kiss is fly from lips

Kiss is fly from lips,

Lips is wet also kiss,

Dont miss a kiss

it is a valve of this,

 

 

Smile is the 2nd best thing

Smile is the 2nd best thing

you can do with your Lips.

What is first thing? ..??..

 

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Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?

Question : Why do girls close

their eyes while kissing a guy?

Guess…

Guess

.

.

Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon

ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.