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Misleading SMS...

Plz call me, its urgent

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

 

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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,

Plz mana mat karna

 

Warna

 

GADHA mar jayega

 

 

What happens, when lion roars 3 times ?

Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?

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Batao kia hota hay ?

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Nahin malum?

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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..

 

 

Yar I trusted you so much

Yar I trusted you so much

but ur mouth is never shut.

Why did u tel otherz my secrets?

U really disappointed me,

plz stop telling everybody that,

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I’m so CUTE.

 

 

Someone misses you

SomeOne..

MiSSES U..

NeeDS U..

Worries About U

Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

… THE ZOO ..

 


Close ur eyes n think about yourself

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

 

ur face

 

ur style

 

ur nature

 

ur smile

 

ur looks

 

Now open your eyes

 

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

 

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

 


You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat

H-ot

O-ne in million

N-aughty

C-ute

H-umble

U-nique

 

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

 

 

Your 5 qualities

Ur 5 qualities:

 

1———

 

2———

 

3———

 

4———

 

5———

 

Agar zindagi main kabhi

koi acha kam kia hota

to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

 

 

Jahan dekho, tum hi tum

Dil me tum

 

Dharkan me tum

 

Asman me tum

 

Zamen me tum

 

Ankhon me tum

 

jahan dekho

 

Tum hi tum

 

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain

 

JARASEEM her jaga hote hain.

 

 

We will buy new wedding ring

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight

Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

 

Girlfriend:Push it in,

Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

 

Girlfriend:It’s painful,

Boyfriend:Forget it.

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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

 

 

It’s the things that satisfies your mind

It’s the thing that satisfies

ur mind, body & soul!

Do it on bed, on a sofa,

in the car or anywhere!

It’s called Prayer!

God bless ur naughty mind.

 

 

yes Pillow is like a true love

True Love is like a pillow.

U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.

U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.

U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.

Want True Love?

Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

 

 

Meri tarah perfect

I never forget my sincere friends

when i see some faults in them

i keep patient & just realize that

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“ab har koi meri terha perfect

tou nahi ho sakta na”

 


What’s an average 6 inch long

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?

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?

?

A:1000- rupee currency note.!

Always think positive

 


Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,

Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,

 

Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,

Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D

 

 

Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam

Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,

Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,

 

Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,

Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p

 


I want u … To be with me In a

I want u …

To be with me In a nice Restaurent

To have candle light dinner…. &

to say those sweet three words to U….

“Pay The Bill”

 

 

Only you were selected

My eyes detected

My heart reacted

Thousand were rejected &

Only you were selected.

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Because I needed a monkey

for an advertisement.

 


Full Time Masti … Non stop fun

6 Inch ka hai.

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Size normal he

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Mazboot he

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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he

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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain

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Lena he to bolo?

 

Full Time Masti

 

Non stop Fun

 

Mera…

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LG KG 195

 


Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,

Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

 

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,

Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

 

 

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,

Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,

Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

 

 

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay

tumhari aanay wali sari naslain

kuttay ki maut marengi

tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!

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Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi

 


Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna

Agar manzil ko pana hai

to hosla sath rakhna,

 

Agar pyar ko pana hay

to aetbar sath rakhna,

 

Agar hamesha muskurana hay

to DAANT saaf rakhna

 

 

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,

 

ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,

Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p

 

 

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

 

sirf ek bar..

 

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

 

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

 

wo haseen lamhaat,

 

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,

ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

 

jub tum ne..

 

kaha!

 

Aande lee loo, garam aande

 

 

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,

Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

 

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,

Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge

 

 

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

 

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!

Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

 

 

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

 

 

I am your girlfriend is ….

I am your girlfriend:

Smart.

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.

 

theek kaha na ?

 

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

 

Happy april fools day

 

 

Hotho se jo choo liya, ehsas ab tak hai

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…

Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

 

 

If ever I was rude to u

If ever I was rude to u,

If ever I was angry with u,

If ever I misbehaved with u,

then don’t hesitate,

 

JUST SLAP URSELF

 

mistake aap ki hi hogi :p

 

 

 

 

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