Munna Bhai SMS...

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein

gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,

2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

 

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

 

 

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?

MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

 

 

Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

 

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,

but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.

Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

 

 

Yeh Oxford kya hai

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

 

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,

Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

 

 

Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat

Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan

mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”

 

Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir

bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?

 

Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…

Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”

 

 

Aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.

Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.

 

Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray

paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.

Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

 

Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

 

 

Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

Munna:

Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,

meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

 

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.

Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

 

 

Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera

operation dobara karna paray ga.

Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves

teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

 

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.

Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

 

 

Munna: cigarette slow poison ka kam karta hai.

Munna:

Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette

aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

 

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

 


Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Kya ray!

Aasmani kabutar!

 

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,

Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,

Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

 

Apka Pyara

 

Munna Bhai

 


GANDHIGIRI se samjhane ka tariqa

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox

full ho gaya hai tere sms se……….

.

.

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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE

“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.

 

 

Impact of Movies

Impact of Movies:

 

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

 

Student:- He is the one who helped

Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

 

 

I May come there any time!

Hi,

 

Doing nothing?

 

Then Make a Place,

 

4 Me in ur Heart!!

 

I May come there any time!

 

Ur’s Faithfully,

 

“HeArT aTtAcK”

 

 

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,

Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,

Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?

bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

 

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

 

 

Tera bohat memory aa rela tha

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,

Itna tem ho gela hai,

tere ko dekha bhi nai,

Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,

miss to karega

 

 

EXam’s song by Munna bhai

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

 

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,

Student sarey jage.

Dekho pakdo yaron,

Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.

Ek pariksha khatam,to duji

shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

 

 

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko

kisi film ki kahani sunane

k liye msg to karega nahin.

Common sense ki baat hai k

tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

 

Chal ludak le..

 

 

Papar aur jhapar main farak

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?

MAMU : Nehin.

CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

 

 

Tera dost chor hai kya

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla

aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay

kamray mein chupa do na please.

 

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

 

 

Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?

GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

 

 

Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.

Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

 

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

 

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

 

 

Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light

bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

 

CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

 

 

Bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to

gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

 

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us

time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

 

 

Battery is ok

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

 

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,

tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

 

“Battery is OK”