Riddle SMS...

If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

 

-ID

-Money

-Picture

-Credit card

-Coins

-Calling card

-Letter?

 

?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must!

 

?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive reply)

 

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Select 1 dish from the list

Select one dish, i’ll tell you the relation b/w you and me?

 

1-Seekh Kabab

2-Kaleji

3-Karhai

4-Qorma

5-Tikka

6-Kabab

7-Biryani

8-Roll Paratha

9-Daal??

Tell me your answer

 

For answers click on the link below

 

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Iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai

Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,

k police unhain rook laiti hay and

larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?

 

Larka jawab daita hay,

“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai”

 

batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?

 

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Maa ki nand ka bhai aap ka kon?

Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

 

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki

Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas

Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki

Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

 

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Din se roshan, raat say siyah

Din se roshan..

rat se siah..

khaoo to haram..

piyo to halal..

aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..

mard din main teen martaba..

quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..

meem se shuroo hota hai..

5 harfon ka lafz hai..

 

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Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga k lay gaya.

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.

Aur Goongay nai dekh liya

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Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye

kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?

 

Its Challenge for u Ans it ?

 

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posted in Riddle SMS

 


Aik ——- larki

Aik ——- larki

——- par beath kar

——-geet ga rahi thi.

 

In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.

Let’s see how much intellgent you r.

Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear

 

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posted in Riddle SMS

 


I will tell about your personality

Choose any number below,

I will tell about your personality

I will give you answer after your reply

11

22

33

44

55

66

77

88

99

00

 

Reply is must.

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This is a smart test

This is a smart test, try 2 solve it

 

R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E

 

Send answer if u r a genius.

It’s only 1 word.

Solve n reply

 

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posted in Riddle SMS

 


Tawe par pada popcorn

tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai????

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bolo boloo??

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kuch to bolo?

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answer:-

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tawe par beth ke dekho pata chal jayega !!!

 

posted in Riddle SMS

 


I miss you (secret sms)

This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:

 

LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS.

 

GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW

 

answer=” I MISS YOU”

 

posted in Riddle SMS

 


When u get this SMS..

When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

 

 

nur machli ya mada

aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain

ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?

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Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?

 

 

Ek admi ki saas

ek aurat ki

saas ki maa hai….

 

Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?

 

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posted in Riddle SMS

 


Complete ABCD

A

B

C

D

E

F

G

H

I

J

K

L

M

N

O

P

Q

R

S

T

U

V

W

X

Y

Z

 

Koi sa bhi 1 alphabet choose karo,

to pata chale ga k sub se pehle

ap ko apne life partner say kia mile ga

 

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posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Riddle SMS

 


Zameen per nahin tot’ti pani mein tot jati hai

Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko

agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,

Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.

 

posted in Riddle SMS

 


Part of human which size doesnt increase

What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase?

(remain as same as at the time of Birth)

 

Do u think u can answer….

 

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Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad

Is sawal ka jawab do

 

Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai?

Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..?

 

Its challenge 4 u!

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Use + - / * to solve it

Question:

4___4___4___4 = 20

Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.

It’s A Challenge…

Reply The Answer.

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What relationship do A n T Share?

A ki biwi B

B ki bhabhi C

C ki beti V

V ke dada G

G ki biwi K

K ki beti T

 

So what relationship do A n T share?

 

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posted in Riddle SMS

 


Congratulate someone for their mistake

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE

someone for their MISTAKE.

 

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posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Riddle SMS

 


Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

Santa taklu He

phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,

Why ???

 

Kion k

 

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posted in Riddle SMS, Santa Banta SMS

 


Can a kangaroo jump higher than …

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher

than the Empire State Building?

 

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posted in Riddle SMS

 


The fishermen love me, ut doctors hate me

Solve this riddle:-

“The Fishermen love me.

But doctors hate me.

Kids want 2 eat me.

I am a 13 letter word,

Who am I? Hint

_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_

 

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posted in Riddle SMS

 


I am made of 5 letters

I am made of 5 letters,

If U remove the first letter,

It is part of our body.

 

If U remove the second letter,

It is everywhere!

 

Guess what ???!

 

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Konsi chiz hawa main bhi urti hai aur bachay bhi daiti hai

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,

hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

 

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi

urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

 

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posted in Funny SMS, Riddle SMS

 


Smile is the 2nd best thing

Smile is the 2nd best thing

you can do with your Lips.

What is first thing? ..??..