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Rude SMS...

One out of four people is a chinese.

One out of four people is a chinese.

 

If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese,

 

it must be you.

 

 

You don't know the meaning

You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" -

 

but then again you don't know the meaning of most words

 

 

Are you free tonight,

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

 

I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

 

 

Roses are red

Roses are red, violets are blue,

 

I was born smart & handsome,

 

but what the hell happend to you?

 

 

Today its cool to have

Today its cool to have small cars and

 

small computers.Soon

 

it will be cool to have a small penis too.

 

then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

 

 

The rain makes all things beautiful

The rain makes all things beautiful.

 

The grass & flowers 2.

 

If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

 

 

Hi, how do you like

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized

 

 

On the door of a toilet

On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

 

 

How to keep

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ...... ... .. ........ ..... ......... .. .... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

 

 

Wat's the diff between

Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins...

 

 

A man said 2 his doctor

A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!

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