Sardar SMS...

Sardar 2 doctor

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay

DR:Kia?

Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta

Dr:aisa kub hota hay?

Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

 

 

Sardar want to apply!

1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se

Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha

” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ..”

 

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:

” I Want To Apply For This Job …”

 


Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay ho?

Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?

Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

 

Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?

Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

 

 

O tere result da ki banya?

Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?

Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class

wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?

 

Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par

fail na hovin mera puttar.

 

 

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

 

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared

& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

 

 

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha!

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole

tha,

kisine pucha,umbrella me hole

kyu?

Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk

jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

 

 

Computer mein windows

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora

or keel chahiye computer k lye.

 

Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?

Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

 

 

Lawyer to sardar

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho

Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha

to baat court tak pohanch gaye,

ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

 

 

Sardar ko neend na aye to kia kare?

1st sardar:

oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?

 

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar

hai k banda soo hi jaye:p

 

 

Traffic signal for aeroplane

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

& red light glowing on the top,

seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,

see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

 

 

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person

who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

 

 

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?

Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!

Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya

tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

 

 

Subah 5 baje phansi

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Police:Kion has rahe ho?

Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!

hehehe:d

 

 

Examiner taking practical of sardar

In bio practical:

Examiner:Tell me the name of

this bird by seeing it’s legs only?

Sardar:I don’t know.

Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?

Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

 

 

1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.

 

Teacher: what do u call a person

who cannot hear anything?

 

sardar: u can call him anything,

because he cannot hear anything:-)

 

 

3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam

1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha

main paper khali chor aya hon.

 

2nd: Main bhi!

 

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe

gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

 

 

Sardar 1: o yar!

Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!

Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy

sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha?

Sardar1:

“Operation Theatre”

 


Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.

Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

 


Differentiate wife and mother

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

 

SARDAR:

Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”

&

After Marriage

We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

 

 

Sardar shopping early

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, that’s not a crime,

anyway how early were u shopping?

 

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

 

 

Pani dene se pehle boil…

Doctor: Bachey ko paani

dene se pehle boil ker

lena chahiye …

 

Sardar: Lekin Janab

Boil karne se bacha

marr tou nahi jaye ga…

 

 

Sardar drinking asli 7up

Sardar G Dukandar Se.

 

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,

Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

 

Dukandar Se Bola,

Yeh Naqli Hy,

7up Nahe,

6up,

1 Down Hay :p

 

 

Outstanding in their field

Man sees Sardar-G

standing in d middle of

a huge field of grass

& notices,

He is just standing dere,

doing nothing,

looking @ nothing

Man asks: Sardar-G

what r U doing ?

Sardar-G: I’m trying 2

win a noble prize

Man: How?

Sardar-G: Well I heard

they give d noble prize

2 ppl who r

outstanding in their field

 

 

Tu to ghar ja..!

Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay

jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.

Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga

aur bola:

.

.

.

.

kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,

tu to ghar ja.

 

 

1 takleef de skata hon?

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.

Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

 

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,

daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

 

 

Qeema nikalne ki machine

Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the

ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.

 

Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga

dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai

yahan bi qeema nikalne ki machine laga di.

 

 

An essay on cricket match

Teacher told all students

in a class to write an essay

on a cricket match.

 

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

 

 

Sardar on date with his girlfriend

Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date

k liye oil mein naha k jata hai

GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?

Sardar: meine suna tha k

har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

 

 

Chemical symbols & sardar

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?

Sardar: BA

 

Professor:For sodium?

Sardar: NA

 

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA

& 2 atoms of NA combined?

Sardar: BANANA

 

 

No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary

Hitler says,

“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”

Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?

“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

 

 

Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

Teacher:Story sunao

Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay

1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.

 

Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

 

 

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,

1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.

2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?

1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :