Cheese is Cheese , Butter is butter

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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   You are a GHONCHU..

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

 

 

 

   Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank

This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

 

   This is a VIRUS . . .

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
 

 

   Sardar got into a bus on 1st April


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

 

 

    1st Fool Of 2009

 

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days
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Surprised?
?
?
?
After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009

 

   Tamam baywaqoofun ko ….

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p
 

   99/100 idiots would try it.

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

 

   U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere