Wife SMS...

Husband to a newly wed wife

Husband to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you

Wife:Thanks,but promise me

you will stay there for the rest of your life.

 

 

Sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola

k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.

BIWI : Ek dum.

Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

 

 

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

instead of shootingher lover?

 

Sardar:Your honour,

it’s easier to shoot a woman once,

than shooting one man every week.

 

 

Your husband needs rest

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest

and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

 

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?

Doctor:They are for you.!

 

 

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

Yr 1.Janu

Yr 2.O G.

Yr 3.Sunte ho?

Yr 1.O bunty k pappa

Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?

Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

 

 

Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay

Wife:

Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,

Main aap ko save karti,

 

Husband:

Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,

Main her haftay tumhe change karta

 

 

Meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

Tofani barish mein rat ko,

shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya

SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?

Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia

meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

 

 

Sardar ki wife inspecter se

Sardar ki wife inspecter se

Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo

lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

 

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-

to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

 

 

1 horror movie dekhi

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,

1 churail kabhi mere age

kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,

Wife:Kaun si movie thi?

Husband:Apni shadi ki

 

 

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,

Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

 

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,

Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

 

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,

Hum dono bolte hain

or

muhalla sutna hai

 

 

Was my fault…

Last night was my fault,

my wife asked,

“what’s on the TV?”

and ….. I said, “dust!”

 

 

Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience

Husband:u will never succeed

in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,

I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

 

 

Too late for garbage

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:

Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

 

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

 

 

2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

Husband:

ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain

chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?

WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai

2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

 

 

Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband

k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete

HUSBAND! sahi suna he,

Wife: aisa kion?

Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to

usey jannat kehte hain

 


Wo kia cheez hay

Wo kia cheez hay

Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti

Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.

Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??

.

.

Guess??

?

?

Come on yar?

?

?

Sakoon

 

 

Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream

That u were sending me

Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw

your dad paying the bill !!!

 


Difference between Husband & gadha

Difference between Husband & gadha.

 

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,

but

Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

 

 

Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired

stock trader said …

 

“This is worse than divorce…

I have lost everything

and

I still have my wife…”

 


What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend,

that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,

Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

 

 

Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya

dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi

admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye

2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

 

 

Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Husband:A second.

 

Wife:What is $1000 for me?

Husband:A coin.

 

Wife: Ok give me a coin.

Husband:Wait a second

 

 

Message of the year

Message of the year:-

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!

Why? Very simple…

A woman does not have a wife..!!!

 

 

Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:p

Biwi(Ghusse Main):

Tumhare Dimagh Main To

Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

 

Husband (Pyar Se):

To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho?.??

 

 

Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat.

Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”

Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”

Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

 

 

Husband wife mein larai hoi

Husband wife mein larai hoi,

Husband ghar se chala gaya,

 

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”

Wife:Zeher.

Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

 

 

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,

police station me complain dijiyee.

Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare

kuch samajh nahin aa raha