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Anniversary SMS Diwali SMS Good Afternoon SMS Lohri SMS New Year SMS Sad SMS
April Fools SMS Durga Puja SMS Good Luck SMS Karwa Chauth SMS Nice SMS Santa Banta SMS
ASCII SMS Easter SMS Good Morning SMS Kiss SMS Pashto SMS Sardara SMS
Baisakhi SMS Eid SMS Good Night SMS Love SMS Poetry SMS Short SMS
Barish/Rainy day SMS Exam SMS Greetings SMS Marriage SMS Pongal SMS Smile SMS
Birthday SMS Father's Day SMS Halloween SMS Misc SMS Jokes Punjabi SMS Sorry SMS
Break up SMS Flirt SMS Holi SMS

Misleading SMS

Rakhi SMS Thanks SMS
Broken Heart SMS Friendship SMS Independence Day Miss You SMS Ramadan SMS Valentine SMS
Christmas SMS Funny SMS Inspirational Quotes Mother's day SMS Riddle SMS Wife SMS
Congratulations SMS Get Well Soon SMS Insult SMS Motivational Quotes Romantic SMS WWE SMS
Cool/Decent SMS Ghazal SMS Janmashtami SMS Munna bhai SMS Rude SMS XYZ SMS
 

Rude SMS

 

 

 

 

   One out of four people is a chinese.

One out of four people is a chinese.

If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese,

it must be you.
 


   You don't know the meaning

You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" -

but then again you don't know the meaning of most words
 

 

   Are you free tonight,

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
 

 

   Roses are red

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I was born smart & handsome,

but what the hell happend to you?


   Today its cool to have

Today its cool to have small cars and

small computers.Soon

it will be cool to have a small penis too.

then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
 


   The rain makes all things beautiful

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass & flowers 2.

If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
 

 

   Hi, how do you like

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized
 

 

   On the door of a toilet

On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
 

   How to keep

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ...... ... .. ........ ..... ......... .. .... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*


   Wat's the diff between

Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins...

 

   A man said 2 his doctor

A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!

 

 
 

 

 

 

 

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