April Fools SMS...

Cheese is Cheese , Butter is butter

Cheese is Cheese

Butter is butter

if u 4get me

i will throw u in

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* G U T T E R *

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You are a GHONCHU..

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat

H-ot

O-ne in million

N-aughty

C-ute

H-umble

U-nique

 

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

 

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank

This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.

The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted

with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

 

 

This is a VIRUS . . .

WARNING ! ! !

 

This is a VIRUS . . .

 

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

 

 

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/-

and took the ticket and said april fool.

I have pass.

 

1st Fool Of 2009

Am Going To U.S.A.

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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days

.

.

Surprised?

?

?

?

After 80 Days it’s 1st April,

U r 1st Fool Of 2009

Tamam baywaqoofun ko ….

Tamam bewaqufon

ko ittala di jati hai…

.

.

.

Aap to aise parh rahe hen

jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

 

 

99/100 idiots would try it.

Fact1: You can not touch

your lower lip with your tounge…

 

Fact2: After reading this,

99/100 idiots would try it.

 

 

 U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere

 

I am your girlfriend is ….

I am your girlfriend:

Smart.

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.

 

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

 

Happy april fools day

 

 

Hotho se jo choo liya, ehsas ab tak hai

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…

Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

 

 

How dare they fool you

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

1) gud looks

2 ) nature

3 ) style

4 ) attitude,

kick them off.

How dare they fool u before april 1st.

 

 

Samajh lena APRIL FOOL hai

In hasino se Rasme Wafa

or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…

Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,

Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

 

 

Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

Door Ho Jao,

Ye SmS 5 Second

K Baad Phat Jayega!

00:05

00:04

00:03

00:02

00:01

00:00

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Nahi Phata?

Naqli (fake) ??

Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

 

 

Itna Daraowna khuwab?

Sine me dil,

Dil me dard,

Dard me yaqin,

Yaqin me khyal,

Khayal me khwab,

Khuwab me tasvir

Tasvir me sirf ap!

Itna Darawna khuwab?

Baap re Baap

 

 

Plz call me, its urgent

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

 

.

 

Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,

Plz mana mat karna

 

Warna

 

GADHA mag jayega

 

Teri bari hay attendence lagwa

Attendence..

 

Pappu

 

Yes Sir

 

Bablu

 

Yes Sir

 

Tinku

 

Yes Sir

Ullu

 

??

Ullu

??

 

Ullu

 

Button dabana band kar,

teri baari hai,

attendence lagwa

 

 

Someone misses you

SomeOne..

MiSSES U..

NeeDS U..

Worries About U

Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

… THE ZOO ..

 

 

Bayghairut zameen per

Congratulation!

 

Amir Khan Ne apni Film

K Second part k liay

ap ko Chun lia hai

Jiss Mai ap ka

Bohat Main Role Hai

Film Ka Name hai

 

Bayghairut zameen per