Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
Yahoooooo……!!!!
Exams ki sari tayyari ho
gayi
(’;')
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card
Sub tayyar hay,
Ab bus….
Parhna baqi hay [:p]
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar
hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza
koi chez be-wafai se barh
ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh
ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main
saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh
ker kia hogi[:-)]
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota
Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
Exams ka saya hai,
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne
paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache
number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh
to moh maya hai!!
To accomplish great things
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also
believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
Exams are like Girl friends
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
A student grabbed a coin
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air &
said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge
I’ll study[:p]
SAY NO TO EXAMS
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the
noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
EXam’s song by Munna bhai
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar
jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa
jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line
parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI
karvaye ga??
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is
Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
Rain of summer, snow of winter
Rain of summer, snow of
winter,
grace of autumn, glory of
spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful
reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every
exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus
dekha to yaad aaya,
Exams ke 4 din pehle
syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya
Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar
yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch
Naya Hai?
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye
Na waqt itna k sallybus pura
kia jaye
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass
kia jaye
Na jane kon sa dard dia hy
is parhai ne
Na roya jaye aur na soya
jaye
A genius is a person….
A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100?
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!
Movie titles related to eng
students:
Movie titles related to eng
students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum
jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences -
pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho
raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya
gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
Kash koi “exam result” ka
insurance kara deta
Kash koi “exam result” ka
insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle
premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva
lete…
What’s d height of hope??
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam
hall,
holdin d question paper in
hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
eXams are there, at the paper u
stare
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20
yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
3 sardar after exam
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi
ata tha
main paper khali chor aya
hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher
samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
Good news for Karachi University
students
Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi
University students
Exams of Uni have been
postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start
studying.com
Itne kum marks..??
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay
mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Har sawal say dut ker larna
Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi
dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna
samajhna.
Stop only when we enter the
examination hall
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the
time we are born,
and stop only when we enter
the examination hall.
To be good professional
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late
for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to
manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
My nights are going sleepless
My nights are going
sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”
Kehdo un parhne walon se
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay
thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top
kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor
dia kertay thay,
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