MUNNA
BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega
Mamu
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka
girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs
fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and
3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka
kya lega Mamu
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki
bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay
date of birth bata mamu.
Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
LECTURER: Write a note on
Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a
great man,
but maa kasam i dont know
who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe
ka!
Yeh Oxford kya hai
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole
toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh
Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple
hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole
toh Baelgaadi.
Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai
itni purani baat
Circuit, “Bhai… bole to
bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir
gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To
fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya
tha?
Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na
bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada
yaad nahin!!”
Aik buri khabar hai, aur aik
buhat hi buri khabar hai
Munna: Meray paas aik buri
khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi
buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri
khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri
report pahunchi us mien
likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain
zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is
say buri khabar kya ho sakti
hai.
Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte
Hoauy) Mien kal say teray
tak pahunchnay ki koshish
kar raha hoon.
Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor
ko bula k laa
Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo
walay ghar say Doctor ko
bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli
hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to
khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees
buhat zyada hai na.
Apun ko tera operation dobara
karna paray ga
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray
ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k
gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai
to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki
payment kar doon ga.
Munna: cigarette slow poison ka
kam karta hai.
Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k
cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka
kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa
marnay ki jaldi hai.
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta
bhej kanjoos?
Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi
aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass
sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka
hafta bhej kanjoos?
Apka Pyara
Munna Bhai
GANDHIGIRI se samjhane ka tariqa
Bas kar yaar, mera pura
inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms
se……….
.
.
.
.
.
Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA
KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka
tarika.
Impact of Movies
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma
Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who
helped
Munna Bhai to impress his
girlfriend!
I May come there any time!
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur’s Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS
nahi aarele
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere
SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight
he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky
draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka
dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!
Tera bohat memory aa rela tha
Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1
item mila apanko,
miss to karega
EXam’s song by Munna bhai
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
Ab itni night ko apun tere
ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka
hai!
Chal ludak le..
Papar aur jhapar main farak
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko
papad aur jhapad mein pharak
pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le,
pata chal jayega.
Tera dost chor hai kya
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay
bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera
Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na
please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost
chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who
apnay chain pechan lega.
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..
MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat
ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein
kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta
hai, aaj din mein kaise bol
pada?
Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot
nehin bolega Bhai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola
tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin
bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot
nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit,
who Sunita ka baap aya hai
terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo
apun gaon gaya hai, kheti
karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit,
abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot
nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot
nehin bolega, par tum to bol
sakta hai na.
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar
rehle hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short
Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya
likh raha hai?
CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam
roshan kar rehle hai.
Bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan
thay!!!
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit,
baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi
pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu
bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
Battery is ok
After finishing MBBS… Dr
Munna Bhai starts his
practice.
He checked his FIRST
patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH &
finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
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