Funny SMS
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2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
Husband:ALLAH ne tumhein 2
aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi
nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32
daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji
aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat
bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani
hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar
le aa.
Positive thinking poem
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
AAj ke friends I TELL U
AAj ke friends I TELL U,
Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO,
Koi mujhe bole I MISS U,
Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U,
Kash koi mujh se kahy
oh my dost/ i am just free 4
u
Moral of the movie Ghajini…
Moral of the movie Ghajini…
Whenever going to meet your
girlfriend
Make sure u have your cell
phone..
n
when u r in deep trouble
keep your cell phone silent…
Pappu can’t dance sala :p
Can u dance?
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No!
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Sure
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Just try it
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Sure u cant
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That means u r pappu!!!
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Because pappu cant dance ..
“Bush” replies 2 “Faraz”..
“Bush” replies 2 “Faraz”..
Haal to mera b tere jesa he
hy “Faraz”,bus farq sirf
itna hy . .
Tumhain apno ne lota, Hamain
ghairon ne koota
Roz roz ka drama nahi hota
2009 is coming
Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights
Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia
Differentiate wife and mother
Teacher: How Do You
Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep
With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI
Sumeone Kills AMIR’S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Than He Tries To Find out D
Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D
Killer.
Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI
Meant by I Miss you
Teacher: what is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
“Mein tumhari miss hon!”
This is men’s world
When a girl falls down
She is helped by so
Many people
But
When a boy falls down
Everybody laughs
When a girl licks
Her lips
She is thirsty
When boy licks
His lips
He is tharki
When a girl smiles
She is considered cute
When a boy smiles
He is flirt
Still people say
This is men’s world
Sardar shopping early
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a
crime,
anyway how early were u
shopping?
Sardar: before opening the
shop…..:p
Dream of receiving jewelry &
cloths
Wife: yesterday-night I saw
a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Life of a medical student
Life while doing m.b.b.s
1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical
college
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya?
Help me
3rd yd: severe Migraine,
sometimes Pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it’ll b
over
5th yr: finaly it’ll b over
House job: i did it
Job : i love myself
W8 a min !
Something is missing
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Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani”:(
Pani dene se pehle boil…
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…
Santa and his wife in office
Santa apni biwi k office
gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi
dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi
jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi
na ho.
When girls wear tight fittings
UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight
fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable…. !!
6 things can come at any time
In our life time
6 things can come at any
time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.susu: isliye karke sona .
Oh shitt.. jal gaya
What was GOD’s First
Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?
Socho…
Dont know..
Oh! shit jal gaya!!
We will buy new wedding wring
Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll
put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,
Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se
start hoti hai
Sardar : What is the name of
your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name,
but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi
hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se
start hoti hai.
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so
fast?
The Rocket replies you will
know the pain
when they put fire at your
back!
Can we do romance in the
midnight today
Can we do romance in the
midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing
and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
Dabbay main dabba dabay main
khargosh
Dabbay main dabba dabay main
khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty
bay-hosh…;):D:D
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus
dekha to yaad aaya,
Exams ke 4 din pehle
syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya
Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar
yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch
Naya Hai?
To the only boy I ever loved!
Gal: Do u have any
sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this
card,
it says,”To the only boy I
ever loved!”
Gal: Great! I want 10 of
them
Couples hold hands during their
wedding
Y do couples hold hands
during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like
two boxers
shaking hands before the
fight begins!
How rat proposes a cat;)
How will a rat purpose a
cat…??
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..??
?
“Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi
Jaan De Doon..
O Billo Rani..!!;-)
Nobody touches but u feel it
when sum1 touches u
&
u don’t feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
When sum1 touches u
&
u feel it, its LOVE.
but when nobody touches
u but u feel it, then its
KHUJLI;-)
Too late for garbage
Wife Running After A Garbage
Truck:
Am I Too Late For The
Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled:
Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
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Most important source of finance
Commerce professor asks the
student:
what is the most important
source
of finance for starting
business?
Student: “Father in law”.
I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
Son: Mom, when I was on the
bus
with Dad this morning, he
told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the
right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting
on daddy’s lap.
I just feel u….
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
Solid reason 4 having 2
girlfriends
A Solid reason for having 2
girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves
service!
SMS on these time
Send me SMS on these time
Morning
6am To 12pm
Noon
12pm To 4pm
Evening
4pm To 8pm
Night
8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna
Kam Karna Hota Hai
Ghori kinnay charhaya
Who let you get on the horse
You witch’s child?
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Can’t understand?
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Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya
bhootni k…:p:d
Child 2 dentist doctor
Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard k baigar bhi daant
nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi
Child: ager main nikal k
dikhao
Dr: nikaloo
Child: he he he he he he
1 nazar se bhi pyar hota hai
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko
Propose Kare
To Konsa Geet Gayega?
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1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai,
Maine Suna Hai.
Only 20% boys have brains.
Great Calculation: Only 20%
boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends:p
What gift you want for your
birthday
Dad : Son, what do you want
for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports
car around it.
A love letter from biscuit maker
A love letter from biscuit
maker:
Dear marie, today is good
day,
u r anmol for me…
but u have crack jacked my
heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position…
Khatarnak game
Ek larki dosri se…!!!
Sab se khatarnak game kon sa
ha..?
2nd girl;
Har woh game jo boys ke sath
khela jaey,
Khass kar andhery main
What does ILU means?
What does ILU means?
I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi
pyar karta hoon
1 takleef de skata hon?
A lucknowi nawab meets
sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko
ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta
hon
Kaun pagal hoga
Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.
Girl: Sana ko to zaroor
bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega
Difference between Husband &
gadha
Difference between Husband &
gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta
hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k
husband bane!!
Why enters in bathroom
Sahab:Tum bathroom mei q
ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k
main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba
naha rahi hain;-)
Lips pe infection
Lady: Doctor mere lips pe
infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti
ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi
“ZANG” lag gaya hai.
This was a missed call
One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon
reached raja without any
message.
He angried and called to
rani.
She told stupid “This was a
missed call”
Girls r like phones
Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u’ll be disconnected!
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is
LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A
Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When
Someone Is SLeeping.
Never KISS a lady police
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5
time
How you control your anger
Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the
toilet
seat with your toothbrush
What is a girl friend?
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.
I want to share all your worries
Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your
worries,
troubles and lighten your
burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have
any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because
we aren’t married yet.
A girl & boy were sitting alone
A girl & boy were sitting
alone,
that boy started touching de
girl,
Girl : dont touch me, all
this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me when u r
married.
In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl
In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by
leaf.
Husband keeps watching.
Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT
JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.
A person who surrenders when
he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who surrenders when
he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when
not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even
if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
I am only a cartoonist
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would
be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
Difference between a woman and a
magnet
What is the difference
between
a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive
side!
Full form of maths
Full form of maths
M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students
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