One out of four people is a
chinese.
One out of four people is a
chinese.
If your father, your mother
and your brother are not
Chinese,
it must be you.
You don't know the meaning
You don't know the meaning
of the word "fear" -
but then again you don't
know the meaning of most
words
Are you free tonight,
Are you free tonight, or
will it cost me?
I'm new in town, can you
give me directions to your
flat?
Roses are red
Roses are red, violets are
blue,
I was born smart & handsome,
but what the hell happend to
you?
Today its cool to have
Today its cool to have small
cars and
small computers.Soon
it will be cool to have a
small penis too.
then you my friend will be
THE MAN!!
The rain makes all things
beautiful
The rain makes all things
beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things
beautiful why doesn't it
rain on you?
Hi, how do you like
Hi, how do you like your
eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or fertilized
On the door of a toilet
On the door of a
toilet....Some people come
here to sit and wonder, I
come here to shit like
thunder!
How to keep
How to keep an idiot
entertained *press down*
...... ... .. ........ .....
......... .. .... How to
keep an idiot entertained
*press up*
Wat's the diff between
Wat's the diff between
pulling a curtain and a
panty? ANS: When U pull a
curtain, it means tat the
show is over but when u pull
a panty the show begins...
A man said 2 his doctor
A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime
I look in the mirror I get
an erection' the doctor said
'That's because u look like
a cunt!
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