Sardar
2 doctor
Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1
problem hay
DR:Kia?
Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi
dikhai nahin deta
Dr:aisa kub hota hay?
Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p
Sardar want to apply!
1 Sardar Police Station K
Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER
..”
Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
” I Want To Apply For This
Job …”
Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay
ho?
Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi
lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth
jata hon
Man:Agar phir bhi garmi
lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita
hon :p
O tere result da ki banya?
Sardar:O tere result da ki
banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es
class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?
Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag
jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours
A sardar prays daily for 2
hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery
lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru
angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1
vari ticket te le ley”
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha!
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me
hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise
chalega.
Computer mein windows
Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k
lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me
inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe
computer mein windows lagani
hai.
Lawyer to sardar
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe
hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe
hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch
gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath
rakho:p
Sardar ko neend na aye to kia
kare?
1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to
kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar
kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p
Traffic signal for aeroplane
Sardar saw a very high
Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the
top,
seeing this he said ?India
is developing fast,
see there are traffic
signals for Aeroplane in the
air
What is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is
skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a
person
who started dieting but
forgot to stop it..!!!
1 sardar rail ki patri per
sogaya.
1 sardar rail ki patri per
sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho
ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz
guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia
cheez hay?
Subah 5 baje phansi
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5
baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi
subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
Examiner taking practical of
sardar
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s
legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s
your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my
name
1st ever intelligent sardar.
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a
person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him
anything,
because he cannot hear
anything:-)
3 sardar after exam
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi
ata tha
main paper khali chor aya
hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher
samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
Sardar 1: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater
gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat
rahe thy
sardar2: o tu konse theater
gaya tha?
Sardar1:
“Operation Theatre”
Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se
start hoti hai
Sardar : What is the name of
your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name,
but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi
hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se
start hoti hai.
Differentiate wife and mother
Teacher: How Do You
Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep
With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
Sardar shopping early
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a
crime,
anyway how early were u
shopping?
Sardar: before opening the
shop…..:p
Pani dene se pehle boil…
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…
Sardar drinking asli 7up
Sardar G Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K
Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur
1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay :p
Outstanding in their field
Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d middle of
a huge field of grass
& notices,
He is just standing dere,
doing nothing,
looking @ nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
what r U doing ?
Sardar-G: I’m trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their field
Tu to ghar ja..!
Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath
lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein
rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay
ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
.
.
.
.
kambakht main to rasta bhool
gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.
1 takleef de skata hon?
A lucknowi nawab meets
sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko
ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta
hon
Qeema nikalne ki machine
Sardar aur us ka dost tange
mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar
dia.
Yeh dekh kar sardar apne
dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se
tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi qeema nikalne ki
machine laga di.
An essay on cricket match
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except
one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to
rain!!!
Sardar on date with his
girlfriend
Sardar apni girlfriend k
sath date
k liye oil mein naha k jata
hai
GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
Sardar: meine suna tha k
har chiz meezan mein achi
lagti hai;->
Chemical symbols & sardar
Professor:Chemical symbol of
Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get
if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my
dictionary
Hitler says,
“There is no word like
IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya
fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi
check karna tha na”:D
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
Teacher:Story sunao
Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar
gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to
hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo
gay
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de
k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste
me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain
gay k 1 hi mila tha :
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