Marriage SMS
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Last chance to run away
Q: During Marriage ceremony
why is the
bridegroom made to sit on
the horse?
A: He is given his last
chance to
run away…!!
A Blind wife and a deaf husband.
A good marriage would be
between
a Blind wife and a deaf
husband.
Michel de Montaigne
Before marriage & after marriage
He: Yes. At last. It was so
hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to
leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think
about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated
on me?
He: NO! Why are you even
asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such
kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you
can read it from bottom
upwards!!!
Telling a lie
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a
bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a
married man
Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay
Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:p
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s funny when people
discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or
being murdered
When a man holds a woman hands?
“When a man holds a woman
hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s
hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is
self-defense
Man before Marriage is like
Airtel
Man before Marriage is like
Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like
Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network
Follows.”
What is marriage?
What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji
lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa
Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA
MAT PUCHNA…..
Advertisement of wife wanted
One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife
wanted”.
Next day he received a
hundred letters.
They all said the same
thing: “You can have mine.”
Cost to get married
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the
Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
Last two words in yes dear
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes
dear”
Some people ask the secret of
our long marriage
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a
restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight,
dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go
Fridays.
Marriage is like going to a
restaurant
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered
that…..
Why do we all marry?
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
First marriage is the triumph of
First marriage is the
triumph of
imagination over
intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over
experience
The Equation of Marriage
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has
77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
Marriage is made of trust &
understanding
What a married man says
after years of marriage:- My
marriage is made of Trust &
Understanding, she doesn’t
Trust me & I dont Understand
her.
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Definition of most successful
married life
Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
“Yet to be seen”
A person who surrenders when
he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who surrenders when
he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when
not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even
if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
Difference between boyfriend and
husband
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
If marriages are made in heaven
Q: If marriages are made in
heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after
marriage!
Before & after marriage
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Because married men are more
obedient.
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only
married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more
obedient.
Only true friends stand by u
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
Remember your wife birthday
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
What was the first thing
Lawyer: “What was the first
thing your husband
said to you when he woke
that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am
I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that
upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2
Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED
TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Before and after marriage
Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so
hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think
about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on
me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on
picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that
kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom
to top
Man needs a poison
Man at medical store:I need
poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you
that
Man shows his marriage
certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a
prescription.
True relatives always stand
behind u
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad
times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were
standing behind u!
I was a fool when I married you.
After a quarrel, a husband
said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when
I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I
know
but I was in love and didnt
notice.
Thought of long life
Man : Is there any way for
long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought
of long life will never
come.
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