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We will buy new wedding ring
Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll
put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,
Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
It’s the things that satisfies
your mind
It’s the thing that
satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
yes Pillow is like a true love
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in
trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in
pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur
happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
Meri tarah perfect
I never forget my sincere
friends
when i see some faults in
them
i keep patient & just
realize that
.
.
.
.
“ab har koi meri terha
perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na”
What’s an average 6 inch long
What’s an average 6 inch
long
Inside a guy’s pants and
girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency
note.!
Always think positive
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni
justuju
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch
apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa
dhondte rahay,
Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin
hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein
BOTI dhondte rahay:-D
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera
naam
Bethay thay teri yaad main
tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha
tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha
ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko
50,000 ka inaam :p
I want u … To be with me In a
I want u …
To be with me In a nice
Restaurent
To have candle light
dinner…. &
to say those sweet three
words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
Only you were selected
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Full Time Masti … Non stop fun
6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
.
LG KG 195
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah
badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay
ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh
tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se
chapal or lote churate ho
Meri zindagi per faqat itna
ehsan ker do
Meri zindagi per faqat itna
ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere
naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam
kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka
sara kam kerdo,
Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho
gay
tumhari aanay wali sari
naslain
kuttay ki maut marengi
tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut
marogay!
.
.
.
.
Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha
or chali gayi
Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla
sath rakhna
Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
Meri zindagi per faqat itna
ehsan ker do
Meri zindagi per faqat itna
ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere
nam ker do,
ik subha ko milo aur shaam
ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka
sara kaam ker do:p
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe
lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb
aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo
warna
Teri yaad dil se jane nahi
denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi
nahi denge,
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo
warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or
rone bhi nahie denge
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Dil se bolun ik bat main
sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na
kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri
negative hi Achi.!:-)
U r 1 of d most cute persons in
d world
You are one of the most CUTE
persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t
misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
I am your girlfriend is ….
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your
S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day
Hotho se jo choo liya, ehsas ab
tak hai
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso
mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to
“HARI Mirchi…”-hai
If ever I was rude to u
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP URSELF
mistake aap ki hi hogi :p
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