A kiss is something
A kiss is something
you cannot give without
taking
and cannot take without
giving.
Kiss in Physics & Computer
Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of
charging up human bodies”
Kiss Definition in
Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected
without any DATA CABLE”
Defining kiss in Geometry &
Economics
What is the kiss in view…….
Geometry:- “Kiss is the
shortest distance between 2
Lips”
Economics:- “Kiss is that
thing 4 which DEMAND
is always higher than
SUPPLY”
Lips pe infection
Lady: Doctor mere lips pe
infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti
ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi
“ZANG” lag gaya hai.
Never KISS a lady police
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5
time
A kiss…
A KISS …
Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) …
That’s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know
Love is blind
Love is blind
Be very kind
When I kiss you
Please don’t mind
Kiss me and you will see stars
Kiss me and you will see
stars ….
Love me and I will give them
to you.
Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
if kisses were rain id send u
showers,
if kisses were rain id send
u showers,
if fun was time id send u
hrs,
if u needed a friend id send
u me!
*Happy Birthday To You
Sweetheart*
A blessed KISS is on HEAD
People say
A blessed KISS is on HEAD
A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS
A passionate KISS is on LIPS
A romantic KISS is on NECK
But seriously
HOTTEST KISS is on
Iron
Try it:p
A kis is not a kiss unless
A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues…
Kiss is fly from lips
Kiss is fly from lips,
Lips is wet also kiss,
Dont miss a kiss
it is a valve of this,
Smile is the 2nd best thing
Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
Read the rest of this entry
»
Why do girls close their eyes
while kissing a guy?
Question : Why do girls
close
their eyes while kissing a
guy?
Guess…
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh
sakti.
|