D¡l ka sab se bara connection
D¡l ka sab se bara
connection
kiss k sath hota hai?
?
?
?
Apko to pata
hona chahiye
?
?
?
Poket sayyyyy
Wo kia cheez hay
Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko
sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain
deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
.
.
Guess??
?
?
Come on yar?
?
?
Sakoon
The most romantic country of the
world..?
The most romantic country of
the world..?
.
.
guess!
.
.
O yes! it’s Pakistan
u know y?
?
?
har raat candle light dinner
(thanks to kesc)
7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote
hain
aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
Student: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal
kar liye
aur mushkil wala mere liye
chor diya:p
Chum Cham Cham . . . .
Chum Cham Cham . . . .
Musharraf ki chhaliya
Nawaz Shareef ka paan
Chal mere Zardari Liaqat
Bagh,
Liaqat Bagh ki pehli gali
Benazir ko goli lagi
Sari dunya roney lagi
Rotey rotey bhook lagi
Hmare Mulk mein Atta nhi
Gillani tmhare nana nhi
Shaukat Aziz gae DILLI
DILLI se lae Billi
Billi ne diye 2 bache Allah
miyan sache
Schey schey jaenge OBAMA ki
Dulhan laenge
OBAMA ki Dulhan kaali 100
nakhron waali
1 nakhra toot gaya
Humara mulk doob Gaya:(
Sheikh ki beti ka operation
Ek sheikh ki beti ka
operation hua
Doctor ne kaha pathri nikli
hai
Sheikh bola lao mujhay do
Doctor ne kaha woh kya karo
gay
Sheikh bola itni mehngi mili
hai bechoon ga.
Happy January..!
The first gush of chilly
winds!
The familiar anticipation of
long walks!
cold nose, numb feet, warm
breaths!
The fog!
The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
“The best is yet to come”
Thats the message winters
bear..
So make lasting memories..!
Happy January !
Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona
chahta hun
Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate
ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai
k pehle
Santa & Mathematical conversion
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
9 0 per 1 mahajir
Nine zero pe 1
Muhajir gun le kr khara
Hogaya . Jo b wahan se
Guzarta
Us se poochta: tum kon?
Man : pathan
Muhajir shot
Dhuzzzz
Muhajir: tum kon ?
Man : baloch
Dhuzzzzz
Muhajir: tum kon ?
Khusra : tera baap
Muhajir : jao yaar
Apno ko konmaray …
Guiness Book Of World Record
Guiness Book Of World Record
Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24
Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K
Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
.
.
.
.
.
.
” Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai ”
Best way to release office
stress
The best way to
release office stress is
To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud
.
.
.
.
“Bhaar Main Jaye Company
…”:D
Wazarat-e-bijli nay load
shedding…
Breaking news by Geo :
Wazarat e bijli nay load
shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan… ”
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .
Difference between radio &
newspaper
Do u know what is difference
Between radio and akhbar?
.
.
Simple
.
.
Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech
sakte
and radio mai nahin :p
Band hotel huey pathanon k
Raks kerti hy
gardish-e-dauran
Dar khuley hyn sharab
khano’n k
Chai peeney ko ab kahan
jaye’n
Band hotel huey pathano’n k
:p
Corporate Lessons
Corporate Lessons
“We will do it”
Means
“U will do it.”
“U have done a great job”
Means
“More work will be given to
u.”
“We r a team”
Means
“I am not the only one to be
blamed.”
“That is a good question”
Means
“I do not know anything
about it.”
“All the best ”
Means
“U r in trouble.”
Zara dholki bjao gorioo
Adnan sami ko indian girls
ne
mehndi k moqa per khoob
bjaya
.
.
Beco-z
.
.
He sang a song
.
.
“zara dholki bjao gorioo”
Law Of Reverse Dynamics
Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes
Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…
Cricket ground, girlfriends &
players
Hamari life bhi cricket
ground hai or hum players.
Jo 1st time larki k saath
pakra jaye
“knock out” Hota hai,
Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho
rastay me accident hojaye,
“run out”
Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay
huay pakra jaye,
“catch out”
G.f k bhai mar mar kr
tangain tor dain
“lbw out”
Ap ka dost ap ko larki ban
kr bewaqoof bnaye,
“stamp out”
Or kuch pedaishi “clean
bold”
Hotay hain.
Ye log sirf taalian bja kr
guzara krtay hain.
Pathan’s wife bought sweater
Pathan’s wife bought a
Beautiful sweater for her
husband…
She sent it to him by parcel
Along with a note … That
said
“the buttons of d sweater r
removed
Since they were too heavy &
added
To the postage. U’ll find
‘em
In d right hand pocket of
the sweater”
Balti bhar roh-e-afza
Bus itna he kaha tha k
Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
Balti bhar k us zalim ne
ROH’AFZA bana diya…
Meri qismat zardari jaisi kahan?
Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai’n
tumhari ho jaye’n …
Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan???
Thoughts On Men
Thoughts On Men
Women Are Programmed To Love
Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To
Spread It Around.
Meet In RAJASTAN…
Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In
DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population
2 Our Pakistan
Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
Arz kiya hai
Airport per kharey hain 10
jahaz
.
.
.
.
Airport per kharey hain 10
jahaz
jin may sey aik ka pilot hai
Faraz :D:P
Har larki per nazar ;)
Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag
gai
Ek larki ko kuch ghunday
utha kr le gaye
Ek larki apne shohar se
larne k baad apne ghar aa
gai
Ek larki apni saas k
haatho’n zulm ka nishana
bani
Ek larki chhat se giri aur
usay kafi chotai’n aai
Express
news: har larki per nazar;)
Roll number kion nazar nahi
aaraha
Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma
andha ho gya hon
Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check
kia
Or kha nahi beta tmhari
ankhein tu theek hain.
Larka. Tu phr newspaper me
Mujhy maira roll num kyun
nazar nahi aa rha ?
New mobile lia hay
Maine naya mobile liya hay
jis me
usb
infrared
blue tooth
double camera
touch screen
mp3 player
8 GB memory
kuch bhi nahin hay:p
Muqabla mumkin hay
Agar aap me or gadhe me
english speaking ka muqabla
ho jaye
to kon jitega?
?
?
?
Jeete jo marzi
par ab ye baat to tay hai k
muqabla mumkin hay
Y r u praying in classroom?
In class room 1 boy was
praying Allah Allah.
Teacher: y r u praying in
classroom?
Boy: Mom advised me that
before sleeping u must pray
Allah Allah
Her bhikar k hath me mobile
Kya aap Jante he ki
“Dheeru Bhai Ambani”
ka akhri sapna kya tha
?
?
?
ki har bhikari ke hath me
mobile ho,
or aaj tumne vo sapna pura
kr Diya
If u have any problem
If u have any problem
Mujhy batao
I’ll help u (:
If u don’t hve any
Problem !
Tab bhi
Mujhy batao
.
.
.
I’ll create problem
.
.
.
Aakhir dost hoty kis
Liye hain …
Nagative answer
By expecting a negative
answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever
cheated, lie, broken
promise?”
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative
answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t
done.”
Mansha Handsome
Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
Drive merceded, go 2 swizterland
if u want to drive
“Mercedez”
‘
‘
‘
& wish 2go2 switzerland,
& like to stay in 5 star
hotel,
then visit our website
www.apni ouqat mai raho.com
Tum to sab ki nani ho
Main payasa hon or tum pani
ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani
ho,
jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab
ki nani ho,
Ek larki chali ja rahi thi
Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.
Ek larkay ne awaz di o
deewani sun
tera dupata zameen say
ghaseeta jar aha hai.
Larki boli o deewanay tu kia
janay?
Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha
hay
koi choom na lay meray
qadmoo ki mitti ko
isi liye nishaan mitata ja
raha hai.
Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p
What was GOD’s First
Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?
Socho…
Dont know..
Oh! shit jal gaya!!
Kon ziyadah khobsorut hay
Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki larki
Su shaadi kroge ya
Apne sy 20 saal bari say … ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend karta hy k
Kon khoobsurat hay !
Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi
nur machli ya mada
aquarium mai 2 fishes teir
rahi hain
ab batao un mai se nur kon
aur mada kon?
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My name is Sunlight.
Teacher:”What is your
name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj
Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask
aquestion in english,answer
it in english.”
Student:”My name is
Sunlight.”
God help !!
You can’t tap your back for
a job well done.
You can’t hug yourself for
comfort.
You can’t cry on your
shoulders when tears fall.
That’s why you have GOD in
your life,
to let Him do whatever you
can’t.
Missed SMS
.
.
.
.
.
Message dhoond rahay ho?
zaroori nahi k har SMS main
koi msg ko,
BASS…AAP ki yaad ayii,
is liyai missed SMS ker diya..
Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO
Kal ho “AAJ” jaisa,
Mahal ho “TAJ” Jaisa,
Phool ho “GULAB” jaisa,
or Zindagi k her qadam pe
FRIEND HO
?
?
?
?
?
excuse me ?
?
hellO
.
Friend ho ?
.
Mujh jaisa (H):p
1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani
dost se
1 chinese bacha apnay
Pakistani dost se:
yaar merey father ka inteqal
ho gaya hai,
Pakistani:
Abay yaar,
China ki chizon mein yehi
masla hai..!
Jaa tu mera bhai hai
Maine kaha dilruba,
Usne kaha paise dikha,
Maine kaha paise nahi,
Usne kaha aise nahi,
Maine kaha mehengai hai,
Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai
hai.
SMS receive karnay k charges
hotay to..?
Socho Ager SMS receive
kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen
se,
Warna mohabbat to thi
Nasreen se,
Anjane men sab kehdia
Mehreen se,
Kia haal hua tha pocho
Samreen se,
Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,
Lekin baat banegi Sabreen
se,
Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,
Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,
Warna setting to hai hi
Farheen se:p:d:-)
Positive thinking poem
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
I’ve changed my mind!
Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.
Ali : Good
So Does This One Work
Better?
Boy friends / girl friends ad
mobile networks
Boy friend,Girl friend Sim
Conection K Hisab Se
Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Larki:Or Sunao
UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil
Me,Me Hun
Larki:Tum Hi To Ho
Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun
Phul Kahun
Larki:Sub Keh Do
Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki
Bewfa Hy
Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki
Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When
U Zem It.
Isi lie to jannat kehte hain
Wife:Suna he k jannat me
husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne
dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye
to
usey jannat kehte hain
Ab bush k baad OBAMA
Ab “BUSH” Ke Bad “OBAMA”
Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam
IRAQ Me “OBAMA”
“BUSH” KO Pare Hain Jutay
Tera To Utar Dainge “PEJAMA”.
Happy fog day
Ye SMS blank nahi he.
Apko dhund ki wja se wrds
nazr nai a rahe…
Happy fog day
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