Husband to a newly wed wife
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the
world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the
rest of your life.
Sisak sisak ke marna theek hai
ya ek dum
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni
moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek
hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang
bhi mujh per rakh do.
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur
wife
instead of shootingher
lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman
once,
than shooting one man every
week.
Your husband needs rest
Doctor:Madam, your husband
needs rest
and pease so here are some
sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I
give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!
How woman calls their husband in
first 6 years
How woman calls their
husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main
aaon?
Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms
hotay
Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring
tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change
karta
Meri maa mujhey pizza lenay
bhejay gi?
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay
aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein
kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay
bhejay gi?
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle
aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis
nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha
bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror
movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath
chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai
Was my fault…
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”
Wife: Nonsense it’s only a
matter of patience
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a
matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with
u at first.
Too late for garbage
Wife Running After A Garbage
Truck:
Am I Too Late For The
Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled:
Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di
hain
chaawal se patthar nahi
nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32
daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
Isi lie to jannat kehte hain
Wife:Suna he k jannat me
husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne
dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye
to
usey jannat kehte hain
Wo kia cheez hay
Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko
sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain
deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
.
.
Guess??
?
?
Come on yar?
?
?
Sakoon
Dream of receiving jewelry &
cloths
Wife: yesterday-night I saw
a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Difference between Husband &
gadha
Difference between Husband &
gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta
hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k
husband bane!!
Recently fired stock trader
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
What’s the diff between Dava &
Daru?
What’s the diff between Dava
& Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date
and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir
chad ke bolegi.
Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?
1 admi doston ki mehfil se
raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne
kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas
nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi
niklwane wala tha
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is 10 years with
me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Message of the year
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer
& peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a
wife..!!!
Itni dair say dimagh kion kha
rahi ho:p
Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q
Rahi Ho?.??
Wife came home with a goat.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko
ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch
raha hon”
Husband wife mein larai hoi
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone
pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum
kha kar so jana:D
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Man: Sir, my wife is
missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post
office hai,
police station me complain
dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
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