Once Banta Singh attended an
Interview.
Once Banta Singh attended an
Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the
opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in
Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it
Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it
Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take
your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient!
Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take
your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t
take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get
out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say
I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
I will never marry in my life
Banta ask santa: what will
you
advise your children about
marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never
marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my
children also.
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use
Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his
phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?
Santa Singh goes to a TV
shop and asks,
‘Aap ke paas color TV hai
kya?’
‘Haan’ replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara
vala dena!’
Santa throw the butter out of
the window?
Q: Why did Santa throw the
butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see
butterfly!
What comes first the chicken or
the egg ?
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question
ever-
What comes first the chicken
or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle
doge, vo ayega !
Santa was drawing money from
ATM.
Santa was drawing money from
ATM.
Banta, who was just behind
him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur
password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
What should I write against
mother tongue
Pappu while filling up a
form:
What should I write against
mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
Tumhari galat fahami hai
Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey
neend main gaaliyan day
rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami
hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
Kissing ur wife in ur home….
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your
wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came
back within
half an hour and slapped the
man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
An Englishman and Santa inside
the toilet.
An Englishman and Santa
inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening,
how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open
the zip and do.
It’s only with a female
American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place
with email.
Santa: In India, it is only
with a female
Teacher to Santa: is line ki
english banao
Teacher to Santa: is line ki
english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta
hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and
done dana dan done dana dan…
A Chini was in hospital.
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG,
MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the
meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR
Utha.
LIPTON di chah hai?
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON
di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi
hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat
ja…!
A lady calls Santa for repairing
door bell
A lady calls Santa for
repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4
days.
Lady calls again, Santa
replies,
I’m coming daily since 4
days,
I press the bell but no one
comes out.
Santa and his wife in office
Santa apni biwi k office
gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi
dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi
jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi
na ho.
What a shot you made - santa
singh
An astronomer was watching
the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing
him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh
shouted, “what a shot you
made!”
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during
rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
Santa & Mathematical conversion
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
Cut workload by 50%
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
Because married men are more
obedient.
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only
married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more
obedient.
Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay
?
Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata
hay,
Why ???
Kion k
T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?
Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le
gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha
is liye..
Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani
1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar
main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya
hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta
hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas
hay:D:D
Thats a lucky match stick
Santa Singh tried to light
his cigarette. He struck the
first match on the match
box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt
light too. The third one
finally lit his cigarette,
carefully blew the match out
and put it in his vest
pocket.
“What for did you put that
match in your vest pocket?”
asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a
lucky match stick. Ill use
it again.”
U r just trying 2 make me
jealous.
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2
suspect that
Banta is having an affair
with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me
jealous.
Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta pair pey charha to
upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon
aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair
hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath
laya hoon.
Titanic was sinking.
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa,
“How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which
direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards
Banta to his new bride
Banta to his new bride,
Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be
able
to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dear, no
trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha
hua
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad
bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha
huwa wo bhi itna sa.
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